February 2012
Why do I always get into the most awkward situations?
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Send over a mocha or a chai latte while I wait for the power to come back on. I wish there was home delivery coffee. I don’t know if I’m willing to head outside in the rain for coffee. I am so exhausted and fretful.
You need a new body.
You need a new latte.
You need the lingering scent of holiday men doing hot Pilate.
You cry wet cement.
You love accidents.
You wonder where true love went ‘cause a breeder in your bed don’t butter your bread.
I am so glad to be on my way home.
Anonymous asked: You should post pictures of yourself more frequently than you do (:
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Anonymous asked: How many followers do you have
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Anonymous asked: why do you wish that?
I wish I were tiny with milky skin.
Optimus Prime gives me a wetty everytime I watch any of the films.
I love Audrey Hepburn more than all the ladies in the world.
Whopper with cheese meal for brunch and now onto watching Transformers 3.
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Since my boyfriend is a pizza delivery boy, maybe we should do our own rendition of big sausage pizza.